We've all been there before, when we're faced with that daunting difficult, sometimes unpleasant task that has to be done. It's staring you in the face and waiting to be tackled. The sheer enormity of the thing is enough to keep you busy for an entire weekend, or leave you sore for a couple of days.
And then you just remembered that load of laundry that needed to be done, because there's no way you can do this without your favorite green boxers.
So you do six loads of laundry, your green boxers are among the last to be cleaned and dried. You take a shower so that you can be clean when you change into your boxers and when you're done your bathroom routine, your task is still there, waiting for you, demanding its due.
Oh crud, is that the time? I gotta get to the Post Office before it closes!
You hop in your car, take the freeway the one exit to the Post Office, wait in line for twenty minutes to get to the counter and ask for a book of stamps. Because, you know, the stamp dispenser won't take your debit card. You get your stamps, drive back the way you came, park your car and get ready to do your task. You roll up your sleeves and as you're about to jump in, you realize that you forgot to stop at Walmart to get Peanut Butter M &M's. It's essential; not having Peanut Butter M & M's damns this task to failure, and the notion that you were about to get started without them is sheer lunacy in and of itself.
So you get in your car, drive to Walmart and grab a bag of Peanut Butter M &M's, and while you're at it, some tortilla chips and salsa. You stop at the electronics section and stare mindlessly at the Hi-def TV's that are infinitely better than the brand new one you got last Friday. You drag yourself away from the continually running loop of Finding Nemo and head toward the register, picking up a box of Raisin Bran on the way.
You pull into your driveway, get inside and put your stuff away, leaving out the delectable sweets you went out specifically to purchase. As you nosh on the smooth peanut butter and chocolate candy and prepare to finally begin that arduous task, your cell phone rings. It's your buddy, dying to recount the details of the date he went on with that buxom, triple-jointed hot-dog vendor girl he met while drunk three Saturdays ago. You listen intently, absorbing every sordid detail and making the appropriate insensitive commentary about his new object of affection, and congratulating him on meeting the future mother of his children.
You hang up and no sooner do you head toward the vicinity of this daunting task, your phone rings again. It's your girlfriend, offering an evening of... well you don't know what because you're in the car again before she has a chance to finish. And as you drive to your uncertain fate, you debate whether or not you tell this story to the people this task would have mattered to.
Do you say "I'm sorry I haven't written in my blog lately. I've been busy. I promise, I'll make time to write in it more. "