In 2015, I did a GoodReads Readers’
Challenge, where I tried to read 12 books in a calendar year. I did 10 or 11, but I liked the experience so
much that I decided to do it again. This
time, I crushed the goal by August.
So then I said, “Why stop there?”
I bumped the goal up to 16, and got
there in October. I was feelin’ froggy,
so I shot for 20. I got to 17 before
life took over.
As with last year, some were
surprisingly bad, some were shockingly good, and one book made me wonder why I
even write. I read 10 books that were
part of 2 individual series (so, yeah, there’s that). I’ve read hundreds of thousands words that
weren’t my own. I wrote reviews of some
of them early on, so I’ll post blurbs from those here. But for the ones I haven’t reviewed yet, this
is where it starts.
Here we go…
Telegraph
Avenue by Michael Chabon: I started this in late 2015. It’s a hefty read, incredibly dense, and
follows Archie Stallings and his failing record store on Telegraph Avenue in Oakland,
California. The other book of Chabon’s that I read, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, was a fantastic bit of
wonderful that fell into a “stick with it, you’ll love it category.” Like Kavalier
and Clay, Telegraph Avenue took a while to find its footing. Unlike Kavalier
and Clay, the payoff wasn’t worth it.
The author seemed less concerned with storytelling, and more concerned
with showing us that he’s a talented writer.
That culminated in a chapter that consisted of an 11-page sentence. 11 pages.
One sentence. I was incredibly
disappointed. There is good stuff there,
though, the relationships between the characters feel real and you ultimately
do care for the struggles of Archie and his family, but the juice isn’t worth
the squeeze. Goodreads rating: 1*
Assassin’s
Code by Jonathan Maberry: From the review
posted on February 16, 2016: I've become
a big fan of the Joe Ledger series. I look at it as the popcorn movie in my TBR
list. Are we getting deep, life changing events? No. Are we getting radical
philosophical shifts? Of course, not. But what we are getting is fast-paced,
highly entertaining action. And I'll take it.
Goodreads rating: 4*
Ex-Heroes
by Peter Clines: From the review posted on February 17,
2016: One part Avengers, one
part Dawn of the Dead, sprinkle a little of The Warriors in
there and you have Ex-Heroes, an entertaining novel that clips
along at a rapid pace.
Two years after civilization fell, Los Angeles became split into two
communities: The Mount, a converted movie studio lot watched over by a
mismatched team of super heroes-- The Mighty Dragon (glides, invulnerable,
breathes fire), Cerberus (scientist in a giant armored suit), Gorgon (vampire
stare), Zzzap (living electric dynamo), Regenerator (heals himself and others)
and Stealth (genius billionaire fashion model turned ninja)-- and the Seventeens,
an LA gang that seeks to expand its turf in this new world order. Between the
two groups lies the rest of LA's 5 million residents, all dead, all walking.
But things get a little weirder when the zombies -- the ex-humans-- start
talking. And making demands.
I like superheroes and I like some zombie stuff, so of course I liked this
book. It screams of an idea that's too good to pass up, a "why didn't I
think of this?" sensibility. There are some small issues to be sure
regarding an improperly reflected diversity in the city of Angels, but overall
this was a very enjoyable read. Goodreads rating: 4*
Ex-Patriots
by Peter Clines: Original review posted February
17, 2016: I gotta say, this has been plenty of fun!
Ex-Patriots, the second book in the Ex-Heroes series,
continues a couple of months after where Ex-Heroes left off. The super powered
heroes of The Mount -- a community of zombie apocalypse survivors in L.A. --
are recovering from their war with the Seventeens, a street gang in the city
who had their own survivor community and were led by Peasy, a man with the
ability to control the zombies. They are contacted by the remnants of the US
military, an enhanced soldier project called Krypton, led by Captain Freedom
(actually his name) and Agent John Smith of DHS and DARPA. After agreeing to
visit their base outside of Yuma, Arizona, the heroes find that there is more
going on than they were led to believe, complete with a mad scientist and a
small army of zombie soldiers, as well as a villain with mind-control powers.
Yes, it was predictable, but it was an extremely fun read, if for no other
reason than the fact that I'm a big comic-book nerd. The action clips along at
a frenetic pace and there aren't any lulls. And two books in, Zombies vs.
Superheroes still holds up as a concept.
Goodreads rating: 3.5*
Adultery
by Paulo Coelho: From the review posted
on February 27, 2016: Adultery is the
running inner monologue of a woman in her 30's who has everything she can ask
for -- perfect children, a husband who adores her, a fulfilling career, the
ability to flit about the world at a whim -- and yet is terribly unhappy,
largely because she chooses to be. She inexplicably one day blows a
politician (who happens to be the ex-boyfriend from high school that she was so
into that she fantasized about him constantly through her adolescence), and
that kick-starts a vicious cycle self-hatred and bad decision-making, all while
her doting husband tries desperately to help her find her way of whatever
depression and melancholy she happens to be in.
I find characters who do the super-entitled pity party ("woe is me,
I have everything) to be grating, especially when they narrate the story, as in
Adultery and Douglas Brunt's Ghosts of Manhattan. It's hard to empathize
with them as a reader because for me at least, it's impossible to understand
them, especially when at the end, they haven't changed very much because their
lives are so insular, so perfect, they're not required to. Adultery's
narrator, Linda, almost ruins two marriages -- her own and her lover's -- and
never has to face the consequences. She's spared the humbling embarrassment of
having to say she cheated, while putting her lover in a position to lie to his
wife's face. At the end of the day, her relationship with her husband
somehow ends up stronger because she realizes that she has it all and decides
it's not a prison. I mean... come on. Goodreads rating: 2*
From here, I read the remainder of the
Joe Ledger series (Extinction Machine, Code Zero, Predator One, and Kill
Switch) and the Ex-Heroes series (Ex-Communication, Ex-Purgatory, Ex-Isle). To sum up: big dumb fun. No new ground broken. 3 stars.
Dodgers
by Bill Beverly: Powerful read. Bill Beverly puts together a twisted coming
of age story involving teenage gangbangers on a cross-country road trip from South
Central LA to Wisconsin to assassinate a key witness to a crime. I couldn’t put it down. It’s the kind of book that sticks with you for
months after you finish it. Goodreads rating: 4*
The
Travelers by Chris Pavone: Slick novel about
an accidental spy that makes a job in publishing seem extravagant and
glamorous. Travel journalist Will Rhodes
finds himself embroiled in international intrigue when he finds out that
Travelers Magazine is a front for a private spy ring, and his wife is one of those
spies. It’s a fun read that I got
through in about a week. Chris Pavone’s
style is very engaging. Goodreads rating: 3.5*
Moonlight
Serenades by Thom Carnell: From the review
posted on July 8, 2016:
This collection is a guided tour through
one man's process of dealing with grief, and in that tour, some of the images
he uses will stay with you for weeks. From the opening story, which left me
audibly exclaiming in public, to the centerpiece, a very clever noir called
"Clown Town," Thom Carnell's Moonlight Serenades is incredibly
addicting, and sticks with you like a great meal. Highly recommended. Goodreads
rating: 5*
Dark
Matter by Blake Crouch: Six hours, from
start to finish. Far and away the best
book I read in 2016, and there are some heavy hitters in this list. Physics professor Jason Dessen is abducted
and finds himself transported to a life where his wife is not his wife, his son’s
not born, and nothing is quite the same.
And that’s about all I can say without confusing you or spoiling the
story. Like The Martian from last year, this is a must-read. Drop everything. Do it now.
Goodreads rating: 5*
Chasing
Embers by James Bennett: Modern fantasy tale
about a man who is secretly a dragon and can shift form at will. A breakdown in a magical pact sends various
factions of witches and assassins to kill him in service of a newly reawakened
dragon queen. Fantasy was never my
thing, but this was fun. The prose and
storytelling was a bit dense, though. Goodreads rating: 4*
And there you have it! That’s my list from 2016. Let’s see if I can do better this year!